For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, elegant, and wrong. -- [Variously attributed]
... any problem no matter how trivial can be made nightmarishly difficult just by using Java, mySQL, CORBA, ASN.1, SOAP, WSDL, ... -- Joe Armstrong
The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away. -- Tom Waits
You have to think for me. -- Homer Simpson
Grade me. Evaluate and rank me. -- Lisa Simpson
Live each day as though it were your last; one day you're sure to be right. -- Harry 'Breaker' Morant
KATA TON DAIMONA EAUTOU ["He did his own thing."] -- Epitaph of James Douglas Morrison, 1943-1971, Cimitière du Père Lachaise, Paris
Love makes you do the wacky. -- Buffy Summers
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. -- Buffy Summers
You sought the heaviest burden and found yourself. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Resolve then, that ... we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us. -- The Pogo Papers
You have just taken yourself too seriously. -- Anonymous